Famous Bacon & Egg, Tomato & Onion on Toast Recipe

Ingredients (Serves 2)

- 6 medium sized eggs

- 1/2 a brown onion

- 2 red tomatos

- 7 servings of prime rib bacon

- 2 pieces of a bread of your choice

- Barbeque Sauce

OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS

- Cracked pepper

- Red Chilli's in oil

- A Hangover

Step 1 (Chopping)

- Chop your brown onion into as thin as possible slices.

- Chop your tomatos into 1cm sized square pieces.

- Cut the fat off the bacon, and cut it into 1.5cm sized pieces.

Step 2 (Preheating)

- Place a medium sized non stick pan on your stove and set it to medium heat.

- Throw in a splash of extra virgin olive oil, and when hot, spread the oil around the pan.

Step 1 (Onionization)

- Throw in your chopped onion and spread it around the pan evenly.

- Keep your heat on medium.

- Stir every 40 seconds or so.

Step 2 (Fry the Bacon)

- When you onion is slightly browned, put the chopped bacon in the pan.

- Stir it in evenly with the onion and get a nice mixture of the two.

- You may need to turn down the heat a knotch or two, because the bacon may burn and stick to the pan.

- Keep stirling every 30 seconds to ensure that the bacon doesn't stick or burn.

Step 3 (Egging)

- When the bacon is 80% cooked, turn the pan down to low heat and chuck in the 6 eggs.

- After the eggs are in the pan, before scrambling them about, put a descent amount of salt and pepper all over the mix, (preferably cracked pepper).

- If you wish, put a bit of red chillis, along with a bit of the oil that it's sitting in, in the pan to give it a bit of a hot touch.

- Turn the heat up to medium again, and continuously stir and scramble the eggs into the mixture until about 70% cooked.

Step 4 (Tomato Town)

- Chuck the tomatos into the mixture and mix it in well.

- Keep stirling every 20 seconds and cook for about 2 minutes.

Step 5 (Toasting)

- Put 2 pieces of bread in the toaster, (4 if serving two people).

- Place 2 pieces on a dinner plate, and spread half of the mixture onto the toast.

- Use a knife and fork to evenly spread the mix.

Step 6 (Saucing)

- Grab your bottle of barbeque sauce and smother the toast, preferrable in a criss cross action.

FINAL STEP (Eating)

- Sit down, relax, and enjoy your meal perhaps with a nice glass of orange or mango juice.

- Go back to sleep.